A narrative song about a house party bust. It’s rumored that this song was cut because the chorus melody was too similar to "Lone Star." However, live bootlegs from 2014 reveal a massive gang-vocal chorus. It’s an anthem that never was. The only recording available is a cell phone video from a show in Asbury Park where a fan screams "Play ‘The Cops’!" and Brian laughs, saying, "We forgot how it goes."