Look closely at the "spa culture" within these Gaia-inspired destinations. A single "mud wrap" or "flotation tank" session can use 500 gallons of treated fresh water. In many of these destinations, local communities face water scarcity. The tourist, by indulging in a water-heavy detox, is directly extracting a resource from a stressed ecosystem. We abuse Gaia not in ignorance, but in the pursuit of personal purification.